how the fuck
someone in Kenner, Louisiana is reading my blog right now. How is that possible, that should be a lake? seriously do a mapquest search, that stretch of land at last report wasn't even there.
someone in Kenner, Louisiana is reading my blog right now. How is that possible, that should be a lake? seriously do a mapquest search, that stretch of land at last report wasn't even there.
some people say new orleans got it for years of debauchery but holy good god. I just talked to a guy from my company that was trying to get logged in to check his email to see if he could find his crew (hasn't spoken to a single one) and he was really nice, sounded tired as all get out and unfocused and apologized for breaking down a couple times but man o man, i feel for him. I think i'll keep my earthquakes.
Just damn busy. I started my ride on monday and the tire was flat from a good sized thorn. Why didn't I replace both innertubes with thorn proof? and walked back with the bike, went to the bikeshop and got another. But still haven't put it on.
I scorched myself again. And again it was due to those pesky kids at Hogwarts. This time i put on some sunscreen but just stayed out there too long and burned anyways. I really must be more careful.
I had a friend call ask me if I wanted to be in an adult movie. This becuase it's S&M and I've been known to dabble. My knot skills are not that swift as of late but with some practice. I might be able, but he said there may be spitting involved and I'm not one to spit on a woman sooooooooo, i might have to find someone else. My masochistic fetish has diminished somewhat but is still there, I'm just not a sadist all that much. And my experiences have been much more pleasurable when it was mild and not hardcore. Anyone interested in tying someone up and whippin them for money, he needs someone soon. Must know hentai as all the japanese guys are way too expensive.
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I'm back on my routine bike rides and my ass hurts. The seat is pretty hard and I'm back at the point where my pace is on and actually have had some of my best times lately. I was pacing a guy that never wanted me to have the lead (it was the challenge of who's music was better on their ipod i guess) but he finally turned it on and took off while i just paced, well, about a quarter mile later i passed him up while he was walking his bike. Justice baby.
I don't want a house or a car, I want everything off this site, and maybe season tix to the Los Angeles Angels..............................................of Anaheim.
"Man Accused in Civil War Vet's Desecration
Flakes called me late last night from Waikiki and said that she was bored out of her mind and alone as her daughter had gone to stay with friends, and wished I coulda gone out there(enough to ask me to fly out today). I motivated her enough to go get a drink in a bar. Reading on a beach in paradise for long periods apparently isn't good enough as that was my first suggestion. She got over it right quick after her 2nd drink and that i'd call her and check on her to make sure she wasn't getting kidnapped by any samoans, which i think there are none of in Waikiki. She said I'm fine, g'nite. Ahhhhhh, fickleness is fine when the interest isn't there. Odd duck that one is. Can y'all see me travelling with her and her teenage daughter that is really spiteful? Yeah I didn't think so. She'd lose my luggage. I told her she better learn something about the history of the island and report back to me as she's probably going to sit in the hotel and on the immediate beach for the whole week.
how cool would it be to sit and smoke a dube with willie nelson. Dudes more popular than ever. My moms a huge fan and I don't think she knows he's the new leader of the marijuana counter culture. Just the knowledge he'd pour out while he's toasted would be bad ass. I'm just sayin, I'd party with him. Peered into his bus in New Orleans when I was at the house of blues, didn't see him though, didn't smell him either
I'm in the mood for chocolate. I want like 4 of those Reeses Big Cups. Hell i'm just hungry thats it. Lunch is coming and it'll be good, but daaaaaaaaaamn peanut butter and chocolate sound good. Eating right stinks when you want instant gratification. Alas, I'll be back on the bike this afternoon, eating more bugs so that should kill the pangs.
I really like listening to the white stripes more and more. I am trying to get it all with headphones on. I've done that with the Beatles, Pink Floyd, Elliott Smith and maybe, maybe a couple others but they're getting better and better the more I listen. Well layered, great lyrics, and amazing multitracking with such simple effects. I love it when bands hit that status with me. It means I can hear them a million times and find something new each time. Effing aye. Booyahbase to all ya brothas and sistahs, peece, werdt'yermom.
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I've found an outlet for my creativity and i've been unloading it in regular conversation but i can't get enough of it.
I got a ticket last night in west la. dammnit, the sign were not clear enough, even though i got out of the car and investigated thinking i was okay. should have known. oh well theres $40 down the drain. i got up this morning and read some harry potter and then made it to china town and back pretty smoothly with some fresh tshirts and have to prep a bunch of screens so that i can sweat my arse off tomorrow and make a bunch. It's been a bit since i've made some so it'll be a welcome reprise from my lazy weekends. i'll share with you later some of the new designs. i'm scurred of posting them as someone may steal my designs and use them themselves but i'll give you some mojo for a bit then remove them after a while.
I now have a slinky at my desk! Awesome you say? I know!!! This brings the number to two of things that really annoy my coworkers. I usually have a baseball that i throw in the air and they were extremely happy the day i missed it when i threw it up and it came down on my forehead. We'll see if i can manage to severe a finger in the slinky. It is a friends last day here and we are actually going to have a race at full speed around the office. But we have to wait until all the head honchos are out of the executive conference room. It's one of those things thats suggested on whacked out "to do at work emails" like paging yourself over the intercom with your voice plainly recognizable. I have in fact already built a fort of boxes around my desk, that was cool.
I now have a slinky at my desk! Awesome you say? I know!!! This brings the number to two of things that really annoy my coworkers. I usually have a baseball that i throw in the air and they were extremely happy the day i missed it when i threw it up and it came down on my forehead. We'll see if i can manage to severe a finger in the slinky. It is a friends last day here and we are actually going to have a race at full speed around the office. But we have to wait until all the head honchos are out of the executive conference room. It's one of those things that suggested on whacked out things to do at work like paging yourself over the intercom with your voice plainly recognizable. I have in fact already built a fort of boxes around my desk already, that was cool.
dude jenny whats up with the stockings? and yes you usually can see straight to Fallopian city
My boss has a bin of hot tamales that is packed full with thousands of them. I doooo love me my hot tamales. i think i'm going to leave some in my pocket just so i can find em all warm and gooey later. If they were gummy bears, I'd give em to mr rooney on the bus on the way home.
I'm beat, I couldn't sleep last night. I've been having conversations with someone I thoroughly enjoy, and while I was in mid conversation last night, i got a call coming through from the ex. I don't have any lingering issues over her, though we were very serious (sorry, i'm just not going to share that much detail). I didn't pick it up as I really wasn't sure who it was and didn't want to break from the cal I was on (haven't really talked or seen her in over two years). I took some time then listened to the message that was cordial and then returned the call. Usual niceties, and she asked me what I was doing, and told her I was reading and she asked if I could come over to her brothers house that was really near my house. Not really having an out and not wanting to run away from anything, I said fine. Now I've faced my issues and fears with her and how our relationship ended and it's been moot for some time now, but not knowing what she wanted made me apprehensive. I went over there and spent a couple hours catching up with her, her brother and her sis in law. I was really close with them and they wanted me to keep in touch after we split. I told her I was a bit uncomfortable with keeping in touch and that the likelyhood of that i had to address as i felt a bit awkward with the whole sitch right then. It was okay, I knew I didn't have any feelings for her romantically, and just caught up pretty much but there was some fishing and some eye looks between them that I was catching. I spoke with my sister beforehand and she asked how I felt and I said defensive and she said go with that and maybe it's best to keep that defense up to a certain point. So i did and it served me well. Don't get me wrong it was good to see them to an extent, and their wonderful labrador retrievers that freaked out when they saw me (my favorite kind of dog). But when it came to her sis in law saying she was going to bed, i was done and ready to go. I didn't need to sit there and know why she called to hang out or any other eff'd up thing. I just went cause i couldn't run from it and had to feel like I had really been done with it, and I am. But I spent the rest of the night (i got home at about 1am) and mulled over what it all meant and realized, why? who cares? I did that, and at the end of our conversations they told me to keep in touch or to come over and I said okay you call me too and we'll see who calls first. Just odd that I hear from her now and go see her for a catchup. I don't know what her motives are, don't care, I was happy to get out of there and I'll probably not share another visit anytime soon. There is a reason it ended, I'm glad we can be civil and talk normally, but I question the motives and don't wish to find out what they are. I think all it did was resurface the feelings i had when I knew the relationship was done, not the feelings of loss I had when it was gone.
What do I write, I've been unusually speechless lately. I'd like to share recent events but some things I just like to keep personally to myself. I'm cookin alot, got the next two harry potters and am reading azkaban right now. i dunno whaddya want to know, i'll tell you, most of it anyways.
I'm ready to go diving again. Pacific waters are getting warm again. I want to go down and play with some fish. I want to get to the point I have all my own equipment and need to design up some stuff for he instructor so I can get all the gear. Thats the most expensive part of diving is getting all your gear initially. I've lagged on that, and can't do that anymore. I want this to be my new addiction. As it really is worth it and I do love swimming so and being in the water and ocean is my friend.
who is performance systems international?
i woke up this morning and the sheets hurt against my legs, i swear i'm done bitchin about it, but i gotta get some alow, just my butt white upper thighs that are hurtin, atleast i gotta wear sweatpants to work, atleast nobodys sayin anything, they're my nike sweat and they're like supersoft polar fleece on the inside, safe to say someones going commando today.
i'm officially in a bit of discomfort. i put on sunscreen but i guess not high enough as I hiked up my shorts to get my upper thighs some sun and they're burned. i'm hurtin. i need some aloe. I can easily say i'm in a measurable degree of discomfort, but not after I got sent possibly the foulest mostest disgusting video i've seen in sometime. I can't share it here, but if you think you can handle it i'll send it to you. It's disgusting. I will definitely discourage people from watching it and may say no to some requests. It's not cruel or violent but utterly and fantastically disgusting. To the point i bellowed and left the room to call the person that sent it to me. I asked if he showed his wife and he said NOWAY and that i could show it to her the next time i came over. and I will, just to let her know what her sweetie is looking at. c'mon some of you are curious but none of you will probably see it. I'm going to hell, i know it. now my eyes are burned, i'm going to go rub some aloe on them.
I got up a bit early this morning and started laundry then packed a backpack and tooled over to the park on the bike. I found a nice secluded spot (the park is quite large and with all the festivites on a weekend there I still had nobody bothering me. Until a freeflight model airplane (rubberbands, no engine) went over me. it looked like my gramps' plane so i watched it soar straight out of the park and toward the busy street beyond. A bunch of old guys came walking over and i directed them toward where it went. watching them i noticed they couldn't hop the fence so i went over, jumped it and walked with one that had walked clear around and helped him find it stuck in a tree. It was cool chatting with him as he was grandfatherly and decided this will have to be something the nephews and I do soon. I went back to my spot and seeing the sun was coming up high now i moved into a bit of shade (hell now i'm a good pink to get some melanin back into me). I then read 3/4 of the second harry potter book. I'll probably finish it today and then meander to the library and pick up the next two. I'm hooked, gotta say. Will keep reading them until they're done. and i found me a nice cozy spot in the park to read and get sun.
I didn't do much today. Cooked enough homemade (nowhere near kraft) mac and cheese, threw the football a bit, and read 2/3 of Harry Potter to finish it off outside for almost the whole afternoon, mighta even made what tan i have, last a bit longer as the day was really damn nice. Not hot at all but warm. I could only justify being lazy all day, by reading all day. It was quite nice. I may start the second one tonight and see how far i get into it. Hell tomorrow i may bike into the park and do some reading in there. it's big enough for me to find a nice secluded area to get lost in. Hell, now I can hardly wait.
So i'm not going to do the bike thing tonight. I'm too damn tired nearing the end of my 10 hour work day. No cuban paella and sangria either, just too damn expensive and i'm full from lunch still. We're gonna go hit up LA County Museum of Art for some art viewing and hopefully good outfit viewing, then on to Tom Bergens for some black and tans. C'mon Tom Bergens, you've heard of it, if you watch Entourage and before the show made it fashionable. Get the booth and you automatically have the in to ask someone to come sit with you. So it'll be a nice, easy, placid and cheap night. Seriously, I'll tell you 25 things to do on a tight budget that you'd have more fun at than hitting standard hollywood nightclubs.
When people walk closely by me, I tend to smell them. It's a thing. More women than men but sometimes i'll get a whiff of a cologne that I'd want to wear. My sniffer is pretty sensitive. At concerts its fun cause you're always close to people, but the bad thing is you get the sweaty b.o. people too.
so oyie scored free tickets to liz phair at the troubador. Tiny venue west hollywood. We get there and there are CHAIRS in front of the stage. never in my times at this building have i seen chairs. That was a bit of a downer but the anorexic bartender that has done me right and wrong soooo many times IS. I got us some drinks and we watched Cary Brothers (1 guy-Garden State soundtrack). He was alright but I anxiously waited and then started the first of a few calls to dear sweet sister that couldn't be there to see the tasty morsel that was comin on. She finally did come on and I must say looked much better than any woman could for her age. She's on the list of women i would let do socially unacceptable things to me. After all she did introduce me to fantasies that I never thought I'd have with women. She has the best post child pooch of a stomach and the tiniest muffin waist squeezing out of her jeans. She sang plenty from her self titled album including polyester bride, Hot White Cum, and a few others and also a couple from Guyville, and one from whipsmart. I yelled at her a couple times and she acknowledged both shoutings even when she acknowledged the temperature, and my requests not to turn on the 4 foot fan. Tons of early 30's ladies and others. One lady brought her 7 and 8 year old daughters and I'm glad liz didn't hold back on the profanity/sexual songs but told mom when to cover their ears. I tell you, that woman makes raunchy sex sound so damn sensual and natural it's wrong/right. Damn i love small venues. She ended on Fuck and Run and Flower(almost a georgia o'keefe of rock). Damn good, and i was able to steal a few posters for those that couldn't be there.
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Yeah so oyie just scored free tix to Liz Phair at the Troubadour, which is tiny which puts me quite close to the beautifully aging hottie. Fortunately or unfortunately, dear sister won't be there to belligerantly holler at her. But since its the Troubadour and I have a wonderful track record of being extremely drunk and loud there myself, I think i'll be able to hang. Now I was upset for quite a long time that she got married and domesticated and her music started to suck. But happy to find that it all ended badly and now shes back, singing raunchy songs, and is still, sexy as ever. She IS into younger men, so I might just have a sporting chance. This has been one of my longest fantasies, and unless I was really stoned the last time I saw her (mighta been a bit buzzed) either way she had a hot and fashionable dress on and good socks with boots, so lets hope for something similar. Hell, ripped jeans or the following outfits will suffice as well. Mayo will bitch about the repost of pics but it's worth it.
I like the harry potter. I started reading it two days ago and am almost done with the first one. Pretty cool. I liked the movies but wanted to start reading the books from teh beginning. I'm diggin them. I'll have to cook up stuff with the 'phews to see if we can make some wizardry food.
If you know me, then you know I like socks, and argyles ones at that, but any socks are wonderful to me especially long ones of any color on nice legs. yommay.
we're goin campin, we're goin campin! This is a place that my family used to go to when we were kids. Well now the crew of friends is gonna hit it up. We're thinking two sites, and about 15 of us. Thats enough drinking, smoking and debauchery for us I think.
I like this guy, good skipper and respectable guy
for the second time, i am recorded in some way on the internet...at a live show...at a rilo kiley concert....yelling.
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I went to the market at like 11pm last night as I NEEDED milk (seriously i drink it like water-nonfat ofcourse) and as i was walking out, I heard the contract security guard on the skank shift read my shirt which is none other than the sponsor for the original bad news bears.
It's soooo damn hot here. It's hotter in the san fernando valley than it is in tucson arizona. sheezuz h heist. I slept until 11:10 this morning, can you believe that? I can't, it's been a long time, but i needed to recharge. i got over to moms again and started playing, all the nephews and niece were there, then all the other kids started getting there. Lil chris had a good bday but moms beta fish took a fall as one of the kids pulled on it and broke the vase, then food hit the ground and sodas, I think mom and gma were going to burst but it ended up going off without a hitch, there were kids that wanted to pick up the tortoises and I just couldn't let them as the turtles were getting upset at being put in the sun when all they wanted was to either sit in the mud or the shade. The kids then tracked in tons of mud. I asked where the kids games were to distract them and most of the planners said it wasn't necessary. now i know how to throw kids games even in this heat. (water balloons yo) but they still said none were needed. Chris was on crack the whole day cause he finally knew the day was all about him. He got tons of gifts. he's very technical so he got his own tool box, some plain old light switches, my old cell phone (with plug), a kit of flashlights, a padlock, some toys, some clothes, a beat up old clock radio for him to take apart, a lightsaber (guess who thats from?) an extension chord, a surge protector, and his very own expandable vornado like fan. Trust me these are all things that he was super happy to get. he is gonna crash out like no other. We had a good time but I had to go home. I'm honestly sick of being at moms house. Not sick of babysitting but glad I get a break now. Something about other peoples kids is that you can give em back. Don't get me wrong, I'll take em forever if I could but if i was ready to have kids, i'd be in a loveless marriage right now raising some. Shit I was almost there. I seriously think i'm going to start looking into teaching credentials. Sister is doing it, I might just have to too. I love kids too much and understand them better than most to NOT do it. we'll see.
got up this morning and had my first barber haircut in a while. It's nice to go in there. The lady is finally gone so I can go back to cursin and carousin in there again. Couple of the guys hollar at me when i get in there. They're all old farts except for Wynn. He's about 6'2" and solid and looks like he got out of jail to work on hot rods with his two fully sleeved (tatted) arms. Les just say I wouldn't ever take a swing on him and theres not many guys I wouldn't take a swing on. A few but not many> I hate going in on Saturday cause thats when my old barber is there and he wants to talk about my old girlfriend cause she would come in and talk raunchy with him and they liked each other, but his clippers sucked and he didn't always give me a good haircut but I liked the guy so I kept going to him. When i became single I stopped cause i hated his haircuts and he wasn't there on weekdays. But i feel guilty and he wonders why I don't go to him anymore, but thats okay, wynn doesn't fuck around on the haircuts and I figure he'd back me up if I ever got in trouble. Hell, I won't get in trouble but the insurance is worth it.
I slept in my bed for the first time in almost two weeks last night. It was heaven. Heaven I tell you, I also got to catch up on Entourage episodes and got tons of clean laundry. I slept way past my zero wake up time but still made it to work in time.
I woke up mad early this morning. Yes it was mad, and did laundry as mom needs the sheets and her friend is allergic to cats and all so everything got washed. But gathered all my stuff and have to go back and grab it all, but finally, i can watch my episodes of entourage, and weeds. I'm looking foward to being home lets just say, but when it gets hot again i'll wanna go back to mom's
use the word "zinger" as much as you can. You will appear years advanced than your actual age but you will also be reintroducing an undervalued word back into everyday lexicon.
I had steak for the 3rd day in a row. Shit is good thats all I can say. Cooking on the charcoal grill helps. Just tastes better. If you know me, you know I hardly eat read meat, but it's been good especially with the fresh from the garden salad. I'm eating tomatoes like apples, I shit you not. Just good and the antioxidants in them I can use. I finally made chocolate chip cookies tonight. Heres the pic:
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First let me say that Rafael Palmeiro has killed any kind of faith that there are people that have been great legitimately. I'm genuinely bummed by hearing he'll be suspended for steroids. And the announcement after the Hall of Fame inductions and more importantly after he got his 3000th hit. No way is he a first ballot entry. Can there be no more hero's in baseball? I can't say anything more on it.