someone put a bullet in my head

i woke up this morning and the sheets hurt against my legs, i swear i'm done bitchin about it, but i gotta get some alow, just my butt white upper thighs that are hurtin, atleast i gotta wear sweatpants to work, atleast nobodys sayin anything, they're my nike sweat and they're like supersoft polar fleece on the inside, safe to say someones going commando today.