Monday, July 31, 2006


Pitchfork: Emily Haines of Metric Reveals New Song, Dates

Friday, July 28, 2006


i love spam

sometimes they're just so nonsensical they're funny. the last bit...i mean what is that? a pubic area? well, atleast in my mind it is

How is everything with you and the family. Hope all is well. Just wanted to drop a line and see if you heard about the rage in getting in shape. Its what all the sports players are using.

It is at

it its good enough for Bonds and the other great players, its good enough for me and you.

patches of dense forest relieved detail by Of course the creature bottom had no conception of I showed them the thermos-bottle, week and should when I


Thursday, July 27, 2006

Packard Jennings is a good soldier

Go through all the links at the top

Untitled Document

how did i miss this?

Paul Reubens Day

that is pretty genius

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

awesome...just awesome

someone hit the good ol'O.V. from Norway with the following search words

Search Engine
Search Words sphincter loosened huge

and somewhere they found it on my blog. I am proud, truly proud. I can't find the proper search words to express myself other than this

This is so good, it's like church on a Monday

Gay Cosmonaut

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

allllllllrighty then

Lets play catsup. Saturday went to Disneyland and got out of the valley while it was 110 out. It was only 104 in Anaheim. Minnie Mouse and hit pretty much the whole thing as we hadn't been there in a long time and it was the 50th anniversay celebration. I think we drank about 5 liters of water whilst dousing ourselves regularly with about 11 liters of water. We only peed twice so that tells you how hot [sic-hah for those that know what real sweating is like]it was. Got out after almost 12 hours and was really tired. I must say that the buzz lightyear ride kicked ass. you sit in a little car and shoot these light pads and your score shows up on your little pod. But they take your pic and you can email it to yourself. Well earthlink didn't want me to see or access these pics no matter what...and they were cool. oh well. Sunday chilled then went to look at houses.

It's been wicked hot here. Makes me worry about the pooch, but he's doing pretty well thanks to the swamp cooler working. I have a bunch of new shirts to put up so I'll show them all to ya soon but if you haven't seen it yet go here to check the myspace page. I'll be getting more of them up.

Until then here's some random pics

theres a reason that ponch is not smiling and john is whilst standing behind officer frank poncherello.

Friday, July 21, 2006

i'm kinda bored at work

insert your own hitler youth (bush america) joke

Thursday, July 20, 2006


nothing like sitting in a doctors office first thing in the morning for a physical with other people that look miserable and trodden. Even better explaining to your female doctor all about your life, your goingson, your diet, certain activites all while she's groping you. i find its easiest to crack a joke. i mean thats what they do right?

either way i need to start riding the bike again. this would mean in need to tune up the bike. atleast i'm taking my vitameatavegamins daily again.

oh i should've told her that my blood pressure could be high because of my anticipation of driving the 405 south at 10am. Fortunately i didn't get on the 405 until 1040. wasn't much better

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

I'm down

June 14th '06

Gallery Show L.A.- Johnson will be displaying a selection of original drawings at L.A.'s premiere comics boutique, Secret Headquarters from Aug 4th-Aug 27th. Kikuo will be on hand for the opening reception Friday evening, Aug 4th from 8-10pm.

3817 W. Sunset Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90026

This is why I'm infatuated with Metric

Emily Haines is damn hot

Emily Haines is even hotter singing Elliott Smith

More Stripped Down with Metric here

seriously, hell....i'll be there

but i love the tag that was on wiki:

The Braillettes were a vocal group from Alameda, California, USA. The group consisted of three women. At least two of the women appear to have been blind.


Here are the rest, bask in their wonderfulness

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

i have abused this like crazy recently....and i'm gonna keep on, keepin on

Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

damn you infamy

i hate the shart!!!


how cool would it be to have goggles (not unlike xray specs) that could tell if someone was actually gay. I'd like to just walk through congress or through some fundamental southern baptist church and tell people that I know their secret and thank them for masking their beliefs by voting for crap they didn't really believe in.

Monday, July 17, 2006

I knew it. AND they have a kick ass house

The Ernie & Bert You Barely Got a Chance To Know / Queerty

extra added bonus. this one ala sayshuh, friggin cool huh?
friggin shweet

hours of enjoyment Celebrity Soundboards - Pranks - Online Games Flash Cartoons, Funny movies, funny pictures, Jokes, Prank phone calls and more

I think he's been "making it up" both terms

Bush, Blair's Mideast chat caught on open microphone - Yahoo! News

wow thats not that much of a weekend. good by me

Friday was a relaxing evening in. Saturday was hot, damn hot, but worked on a newish mac all day. Anyone know where to get dvd-ram discs for cheap? really there is a difference between dvd-ram and dvd-r. Good times. Saturday night, dinner at Toast in the valley. Not that good, and not even just mine, but the samples I had from others as well. The wine was really damn good though.

Sunday did a bit of the same, then went up to the lovely house with Windex and Poops and laid next to the lovely pool, killing off plenty of wine. That was pretty much it.

Does anyone have rocks that could be thrown [by me] to shatter all these windows?

Friday, July 14, 2006


The purge of Killers music from my ipod is complete but as soon as it was, there was then a new single that is acosting my ears every two seconds while i listen to Kevin and Bean. I love that show but always change the channel or lower the volume when they play music. How did I see them live twice?


I ever met Tom Selleck, I would ask him how icepick got his name, I would also ask him if Robyn Masters was actually Higgins as I've always suspected.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

another reason dean is a bad mofo

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

song of summer

first thought in the morning
last thought at night
scratching at walls
until the first sight
breathe in
catch myself
fingers barely grasp
foot hits leg
start catch
right my thoughts
lose some
stumble with words
catch myself
right myself
begin twisting back up
start over
catch myself

myself caught
myself right

first thought in the morning
last thought at night

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

the correct answer gets a free slurpee

Do you know what the difference between a Slurpee and an ICEE are? The correct answer can get a free slurpee anyway cause, well they're free today while cups last.

Happy 79th Birthday 7-Eleven!

well sayshuh gets it with not only added carbonation (the preferred answer) but about 50 more. Good Job Sayshuh! Now i can direct you to the nearest 711 to you currently. I would say that you'd want to hit the sev-elev up on santa monica and sawtelle right across from the nuart. Seriously go now, i think they may be running out of cups, plus they close early...... Thanks for playing and your second place prize can be found down on Manchester at Randy's. it's a buy it yourself dozen donuts! Third place winner gets to stand in line at Titos on washington and pick up their own tacos or meat burritos. Enjoy and catch us here again for another installment of YOU'VE REALLY NOT WON ANYTHING!!!

Super duper hot (yet creepy) pic of the day...i think, maybe. okay only in my head

Monday, July 10, 2006

Back to the Naranja

Got to see Jed, and Stacey for his moms bday party and met Alex Assburger. He kicked assburger (Yes I know that't not you YOU spell it). KillerjoyWhale and I went back here on Saturday for a lovely dinner. I had some reservations as I was the "youth represetative." It turned out quite well and fun as hell. I love these friggin houses. Someday I'll have one....someday. Housesitting mom's for a week so my gas tank is going to be killed really quickly but the house is lovely to sit in.

Sunday went to a lavanderia for the first time and that place was friggin nice, easy, and quick. prepped screens for printing and cleaned, went over to moms twice, watched World Cup (all I gotta say, bad decision but a good headbutt-seeya Zidane) then went with killerjoywhale to look at more tracts of midcenturymodern in the valley for pretty damn good prices.

Sorry don't have much more. I have to post about the Tilly and Wall show cause I'm still confused. Good show. If you know them, you'll know why it was weird. I have to update 3 computers and cannibalize them for the better of one computer. Screening more shirts tonight.


Thursday, July 06, 2006

If this is going to be that kinda party, i'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes

bridgesburning on thatspace

I wonder if he would've lived longer if he wasn't found out?

Lay's Death Complicates Efforts to Seize Assets - New York Times

Wednesday, July 05, 2006


Weekend was good. Tour of venice beach, some shopping, and then the walk through the home on the canals (freaking sick nice). Monday finished reading a book, chilled, did some tshirt stuff, then made chili. Tuesday did some back breaking work for mom, cause it feels like i done broke my back. then over to dron's folks for a get together that turned into a young college boy sausage fest. Fun was had, the chili was oblierated. Swimming was done. Belly flops were intentionally dropped, booze was drunk, and the dog swam for the first time. Good shit.

seriously, where the fuck are my hands?

Dunno bout ch'all but this is a bit scary

Peewinkles Puppet Studio

Saturday, July 01, 2006



it was the heat, the everhating brutal heat...yeah thats it.