Wrote a poem on the back of your shoulder

This is embarassing but funny. I was driving home yesterday and my allergies had been acting up all day. Well there were some dried up nasties in my nose and I found a tissue in my car and had at em. Well I couldn't get one completely off the edge of my nostril, so i used a bare finger to get the remainder and I looked to my left and there was this black girl staring at me with a "oh no you di'int" look on her face. It was really horrific looking. Well, I thought, "What, I had a tissue?" but realized she caught the tail end of the bare finger. I knew I was caught, so I smiled at her really big, sheepish little kid does with all my teeth, and then i slipped my next finger into my mouth. I watched the shiver go from her eyes to her toes and she did the whole body shake. Dude it was great. I love people watching, and falling victim to it as well.