Dean strengthens to Category 4 hurricane, heads to Gulf of Mexico

i tried to warn the dominican republic but he wants to eff em up. theres no reasoning with a storm that travels from taiwan, to LA, to the caribbean


and here, this whole time, i thought he was sitting pretty stationary in long beach! now he's spinning faster than a stinky, hairy armpitted chick at a grateful dead concert.

Dean strengthens to Category 4 hurricane, heads to Gulf of Mexico - CNN.com