Thursday, December 14, 2006

names are changed to protect the entirely guilty

So a distant friend of mine that has a twisted sense of humor. You may know her as blurred face as she has appeared on overlyverbose before. Well it just so happens that the ones that have received possibly the most negative comments are back to receive more. It all started about a week ago, round about, the details are fuzzy as is their memory due to the influx of liquid memory eraser. During the course of the night with many a libation consumed, said parties had arrived at Zebe's Funeral Parlor (again names changed to protect the guilty and cut down on internet searching). Zebes had been home to a holiday nativity of the ultimate Aryan persuasion since 1959. Well this nativity through Fathers graces seems to have made it through the years unscathed.

Until now.

Said distant friend to a largely unknown blogger that he/SHE had woken up the next morning with the following picture in her inbox and said somewhat skewed eyeball baby (with full head of flowing locks created on its day of birth)was in his/HER possession.

also see slightly skewed eyeballs

Well also unbeknownst to her were more images of the prior night and their activities. Not like he/SHE had any part in this as he/SHE might or might not have been too inebriated to remember his/HER participation. Either way she felt the guilt for having said doll that has lived longer than either real thing or it's original maker probably has (no not that original maker). The guilt was such that he/SHE could not keep baby Hey-seuss in his/HER possession any longer and returned baby Hey-seuss to the local law enforcement agency with the explanation that some damn fool kids must have been playing a prank and left it on his/HER doorstep.

The following images you may find disturbing, but considering that these masterminds are my kind of scum, they will be sitting at my VIP table in midget/black/clown/etc Hell.

making out with Hey-seuss


posing after autographs with the man the legend.

took the shades off for the pic atleast

would this be heisman hey-seuss or touchdown jesus ala southbend? you do the wrath

Well... tasteless? yes, I didn't steal, photograph or take part; but actually historically accurate if you think aryan enough. Now, I'm just as bad. Shut up bitches.

It's a haircut right?

Made in HIS image

For your info, Hey-seuss has been returned to his warm safe resting place, most likely with padlock to the back of the neck.


At 5:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is some ugly wallpaper in that bathroom.

I'm offended.



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