Wednesday, December 06, 2006

assistance needed

Okay apparently i have a problem. An unintentional problem. I have the tendency of leaving gifts behind after i do personal business. Flushable business. Perhaps you know of someone with the same affliction. Maybe I learned it from my dear sister. Maybe there is some subconcious motive. Either way if you know of ways to help me to remember and tip that little handle sending my byproduct on it's happy way.

now to cleanse your mind

4 Comments:

At 2:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am the recipient of those gifts.

 
At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey - at least you don't forget to wipe right?

 
At 4:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"if you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie, wipe the seatie!" - make up a little rhyme that you MUST say before getting up each time that has to do with Flushing, such as - "See the handle? Push it down! Wave your hand and say, Bye Bye Brown!"

 
At 12:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/12/14/china.dolphins.ap/index.html

god threw us a bone...

 

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