Thursday, July 19, 2007

if you were to eliminate 3 states...

I would eliminate texas, florida and oklahoma. originally it was alaska, hawaii, and puerto rico, but alaska is gorgeous and we get oil, moose, and crab from there and women can get a man at the drop of a hat. hawaii cause well, it was made a leper colony, shouldn't it be free of us and lepers. And... well puerto rico isn't a state, just a province. so... texas, cause it was the brownmans initially and it should have tacos as the national food. plus i don't wanna pay washington taxes. florida cause i hate that state and humidity with a passion and we wouldn't have to pay for hurricane repair or alligator preservation, and oklahoma cause i have no idea what the fuck they're saying.


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