I need some input here

I'm checking dog names. I wanna hear from the profane to the nice, to the dubious all of it. Y'all might know I want a lab, thats about the only dog I'd want right now. But I have a theory that dogs, cars and bongs, name themselves but I want something in the ballpark so if the pooch is of a certain variety and definitely my people then the name will be fitting.

So far here are submissions: (all will be considered but alot will be vetoe'd)

Gang Bang (oyies submission-nuff said)
Boy (ummmmmm, i'm not gonna share how i got this one)
Clementine (oooooooooooooh, this may be it)
Anaheim (i dunno, it would be more proper to call it Los Angeles of Anaheim)
Soscia- actually sounds pretty good
Hohoqui-(indian also can be shortened to Hoe)
Cecil- cause he may be an old fart
Satchel- only if it's a black lab
Satchmo- ditto
Ferdinand


feel free to add your own.