i'm sure we've all done this: thought about what you would do if you ever lost a hand, were a paraplegic, or had dangly tumors all over your face. I've thought about it all. If I was a freaky burn victim: Possibly Suicide - but first try out the 'Burn Victim turned-stand-up comic' circuit, or maybe just spend money on ugly whores and be a government guinea pig. If I were a paraplegic: Suicide. No hand? It's all good, just sign up for bionic testing and have a robot hand that can crush an apple! The face tumor thing? Like Teo says - Side Show. If someone beat me to it: Suicide. There's no rule that says you have to live, hell, take a look at the lemmings!
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i'm sure we've all done this: thought about what you would do if you ever lost a hand, were a paraplegic, or had dangly tumors all over your face. I've thought about it all. If I was a freaky burn victim: Possibly Suicide - but first try out the 'Burn Victim turned-stand-up comic' circuit, or maybe just spend money on ugly whores and be a government guinea pig. If I were a paraplegic: Suicide. No hand? It's all good, just sign up for bionic testing and have a robot hand that can crush an apple! The face tumor thing? Like Teo says - Side Show. If someone beat me to it: Suicide. There's no rule that says you have to live, hell, take a look at the lemmings!
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