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So my bday plans kinda fell through and I want to do something really low key (yeah i know, me....low key). But before I must digress. I want a kinky dinner somewheres funky. like an all you can eat sopes and tacos at King Taco party, where a bunch of peeps come and we get a taco cart guy. Where would one find a taco cart for rental. Even more importantly where would one find a king taco, taco cart guy?

Doesn't have to be that, but something funky thats still gonna taste good and cost people about as much as bus fare?

no holds barred people. we could even go to baby nurserys and get us some fresh baby meat (that ones for sayshuh).

I'm up for suggestions.