Thursday, February 02, 2006

Task of the day-no copy and pasting

Gramma and I (not my gramma)came up with a new idea for a burlesque show. The VANINJAS. Each ninja (being female) has her own identity or alter ego. They can either be good or bad. But the vaninja's would be stylish as all hell. The Brazilian Vaninja would be bald, the pilot ninja would have a landing strip haircut, the ditsy/girly blonde vaninja would have a haircut shaved into a heart, there would be the ruff and tumble (yet crazily sensitive) pierced vaninja and a mohawk, and the au natural hippy vaninja would have a huge BUSHy haircut. Each would still exhibit mad vaninja fighting skills but each would have their own unique identity. Whaddya think? Good show huh? Feel free to add more potential vaninjas as you think of what qualities they may have.


also on the absurd note, whaddya call a homosexual from texas?



hold on it's comin


it's gonna drop


...a homotexual.


groan all you want gramma came up with that one but i had to represent.

2 Comments:

At 8:14 AM, Blogger Teo said...

oh it would be all me.

 
At 12:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is genius.

 

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