holy good lord

i may have spoken of it before, but i keep a list. this list entails my top ten. Those top ten are the women that i love. not THE WOMAN i love but women that are wholly unattainable (see uncommitteed stalker comment before). I gotta say that yeah she's not of my age, but sophia loren, while beautiful, ain't got nothin on monica bellucci, case in point these sophia lauren-esque pics here...good lord even the salmon said damn. Thank you Sayshuh. i will pleasure myself in a private moment...








also, i would let a BEARDED salma hayek do socially unacceptable things to me, and i think the fish would let me